Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall?

Dam!

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

Waterfall Jokes More Waterfall Jokes

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.