How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

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A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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Tweethearts!

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.