How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

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Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

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What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

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How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.