What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

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What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!