What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

What is the definition of Robin ?

A bird who steals !

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.