Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
The same thing he told her the first time!
He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
A fart with a lump in it
Someone who doesn't have any expewience
Pupil: Stop taking baths
They can't control their pupils.
A carrot. :
A Walkie Talkie
