What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

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What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

What's the definition of Polystyrene?

A plastic parrot!

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What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)