What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.