How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

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How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb?

None because feminist can't change anything.

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What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!