Why don't girls count to two?

Because they "can't even."

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What do Saudi guys and girls have in common?

They all get stoned constantly.

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing