How does an elephant get out of a small car ?

The same way that he got in !

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What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

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Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.