Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

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What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.