Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A: A peeping tome.