Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

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Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

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Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)