How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

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How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

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What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.