How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

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When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

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What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.