How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

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Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

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What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.