Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

College Jokes More College Jokes

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Why doesn't the sun go to college?

It's extremely bright, it already has 28 million degrees.

Yale Jokes More Yale Jokes

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.