Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

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Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

Bison.

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What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."