Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

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Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

Yale Jokes More Yale Jokes

What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.