When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

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What happens when you microwave a DVD?

you get a VHS tape.

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.