When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

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How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory