When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

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Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

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What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag