June Jokes

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

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How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What does fast and furious 5 and the walking dead have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!

August Jokes More August Jokes

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

School Teacher Jokes More School Teacher Jokes

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

July Jokes More July Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July