Gotta go fasting! LOL
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Shoot him in June.
Most weddings happen in June.
She likes it.
June, July, and August.
Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark
His bark was much worse than it's bite !
He wanted to take a month off.
Because he felt his days were numbered.
12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc
Got so excited she wet her plants.
Gotta lay off the sea-weed.
ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.
A: Spa-catti!
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.
None, they only screw playoff games.
The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .
they asked.
Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.
