June Jokes

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

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How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

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What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

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What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

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How many seconds are there in one year?

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What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st?

I am dismayed!"