Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Allahu Snackbar!
Dirty hairy.
In the Mossque.
Haram Bay
A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)
Bride and Prejudice !