Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
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Pokemon Go!
It wanted to get off its ash.
He fell on his ash.
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
They're both ash-holes.
Pikachu, that's all he can say.
That ash.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
Look at all that ash...
Where did my Pokemon Go "
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Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...
Hulk ash!
Because she couldn't stand him.
Wartortellini!
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Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
It is the language of Wales.
A cow.
Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.
Tequila
Cliff
They can't get enough booty.
Don't stop, bereaving!
A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.
Be patient