Ash Jokes

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing?

Where did my Pokemon Go "

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What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...

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Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

Snort Jokes More Snort Jokes

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

Trap Jokes More Trap Jokes

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

Hulk Jokes More Hulk Jokes

What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Burn Building Jokes More Burn Building Jokes

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What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building?

Fire Crackers.