What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

ence

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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What's your favorite Andrew "Dice" Clay Joke?

Including dirty nursery rhymes.

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress