What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

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Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

Why do bees hum ?

Because they've forgotten the words !

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.