When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

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Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged?

An amputee

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

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What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY ! !

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

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Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

What is Zack Morris's favorite type of word?

A Preppysition

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What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.