When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How much do I use my new lamp?

It's often on!

What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of four

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What were the Crocodile Hunters last words?

You Irwin some you Irlose some" Then he dieded.

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*

How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

As a real growth opprotunity

Include Jokes More Include Jokes

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.