What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What were the Crocodile Hunters last words?

You Irwin some you Irlose some" Then he dieded.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!