What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

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Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

How do you describe Catwoman in one word?

Purrfect

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What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !