What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

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How do you get out of a Russian prison?

You have Vladmir Putin a word for you.

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.