What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

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Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What do you call a spoiled girl blogging about her 1st world problems?

A feminist.

What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts?

Reasons to be offended.

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Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.