Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

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Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."