Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

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What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.