Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

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Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

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What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?

Ryan Locht-up

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.