What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

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How did Feminism start?

With an unlocked kitchen door

Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

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Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

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What do you call two Mexicans on a firetruck?

Hose A and Hose B.

What do you call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck?

Jose and Hose B

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What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!