What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

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What's another word for double-dating?

consolidating

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson