Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police?

Because the g is silent

Previous Random Joke Next

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Whats common between the world trade centres and genders?

There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

G Jokes More G Jokes

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.