Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police?

Because the g is silent

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

G Jokes More G Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.