Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

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How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

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Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?

Because he was transitioning.

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Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"