What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

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What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What kind of investments do musicians make?

Sound investments.

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What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!