What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

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How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

What kind of bee can't be understood ?

A mumble bee !

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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan