Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call it when Kony drinks too much?

Cognac

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

Cruise Jokes More Cruise Jokes

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?

Cruising on a clipper.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.