Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

What beer do elderly rednecks drink?

Silver Mullet

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How did the hermit pay for his home?

A: Alone.

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

Cruise Jokes More Cruise Jokes

What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?

Cruising on a clipper.

What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?

A. An Ocean "Liner"

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

How did the pig get to the hospital?

in a hambulance.

What do pigs do on nice afternoons?

They go on pignics.