Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

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Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.

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What is Batman's favorite sport?

Baseball.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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What is Bruce Wayne's favorite religious health food?

Christian Kale

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.