Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

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What is Batman's least favorite ice cream?

Vanilla Bane!

What does Sodium and Batman have in common?

NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa BATMAN i'll just see myself out....

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What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

What is Bruce Wayne's favorite religious health food?

Christian Kale