What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

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How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

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What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

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What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!