What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

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What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on