How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

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What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

Why are white prisoners so scary?

Because you know they did it.

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What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

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Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.