What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

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Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

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Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

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How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

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What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.

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How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "