Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.
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Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's
Bernie Sanders
Dogtor
the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."
Edward.
Terrier-fied !
Arrrrpg's
When he's quacked.
irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.
Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.
Because as soon as they start they get fired.
HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
It's beer pressure.
You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.
A coat hanger