Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.
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Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's
Bernie Sanders
The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.
Nobody wanted to draw his iron.
An ion!
an electron
Because they work.
Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
To the lo mein menu
Maine
A HISSSSStorian.
A raceist
Because the slow ones are in jail.
She kept running away from the ball.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
Now, that was one politi-cat debate!
