Because every post is a sticky post.
He tractor!
By taking the integral of the acceleraptor!
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!