Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

What do you call lying furniture?

Untrustable

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, I already told her twice.

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

Bad Driver Jokes More Bad Driver Jokes

Why did the computer crash?

It had a bad driver

Why did the hard drive crash?

Because it had a bad driver.