Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

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Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

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What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow

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Why did the hard drive crash?

Because it had a bad driver.

Why did the computer crash?

It had a bad driver