Curry Jokes

What's incredibly fast and smells like curry?

Usain Bolti.

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What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

How does Haskell like his food?

Curried.

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

anything with curry in it.

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A furry curries only fury from a jury.

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

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What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

What's harder the softer it gets?

Typing withw my peniuasd 9damnit!)

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Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

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Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

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Edam...

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Joe Hill say when someone asked if he was Joe King?

No, I'm dead serious."

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What do you call a man doing dishes?

Single.

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.