Curry Jokes

What's incredibly fast and smells like curry?

Usain Bolti.

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What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

How does Haskell like his food?

Curried.

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

anything with curry in it.

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What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

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What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

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What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

a waynebow.

Trial Jokes More Trial Jokes

What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here