What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

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How do elephants smell?

A: Really bad.

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

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What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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It was unmiscible.

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anything with curry in it.

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Curried.

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What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

What's the fastest curry in the world?

Usain Balti..