What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

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What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

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What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

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What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

What's it like to go down on an ewok?

It's alright, they're just a little chewy.