What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

South Jokes More South Jokes

How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!