What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

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How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated

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What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

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Why Americans are so bad in geography?

They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south.

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

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Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?

It is a no spin zone

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

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What's the difference between a Soap Opera and a Trailer Park?

A Trailer park has much more interesting drama and less than a third of those pesky white teeth.

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.