What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

South Jokes More South Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell

Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.