How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener