What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

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When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.