What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

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Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

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What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!