What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

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What's a blonde's favourite wine?

A: "Daaaddy I want to go to Miaaami!"

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin