What do toads and choads have in common?

They both taste a bit swampy

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What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.