Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

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What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

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What's brown and runs around your garden?

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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What's the suite number on that address?

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Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

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