What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between PHP and PCP?

One makes you: The other is a synthetic drug.

What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur?

Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What will it take to reunite Nirvana?

Two more bullets.

What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.