What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

What will it take to reunite Nirvana?

Two more bullets.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.