What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

Martini Jokes More Martini Jokes

How are martinis like breasts?

They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids