What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

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What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

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Why did the sperm cross the road..?

I accidentally put on the wrong sock today....

What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

Martini Jokes More Martini Jokes

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

What is a Jawa's favorite drink?

Martini

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

What does batman take in his beverages?

just...ice.