What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Martini Jokes More Martini Jokes

How are martinis like breasts?

They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.

How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off