What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft

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He likes to keep things low key.

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft