Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

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Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere

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Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

Why is your mom like a 360 noscope?

Cuz I wouldn't hit that.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

What have you been doing?

Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.