Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

What's Batman's favorite dessert?

Just ice cream

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.