What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

What's the difference between an apple and a hormone?

You can't hear an apple

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

Crust Jokes More Crust Jokes

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."