What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

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Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

What do you call Apple's next beauty product?

The iLiner.

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What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."