What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

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What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

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Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.