Accomplish Jokes

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

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Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

Middle Eastern Jokes More Middle Eastern Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.