Accomplish Jokes

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans?

Que Que Que

How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What is ez to cook?

CookEZ.

What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

Middle Eastern Jokes More Middle Eastern Jokes

Why does Middle Eastern civilization have no major accomplishments?

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.