What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

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Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt