Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?