Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Previous Random Joke Next
Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

Fancy Jokes More Fancy Jokes

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.