Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

What do you call inexplicably missing aioli?

Awoli.

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How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.

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What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.